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Sit back in the water without treading or holding on and proceed to enjoy conversation, play your favorite game or sip on your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSoft, water-resistant nylon fabric covering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eStuffed with super floaty and water-resistant EPE foam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNeoprene crotch to increase comfort and reduce chaffing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMedium is designed for adults 100 - 170 lbs; Large is designed for adults 170 lbs - 300+ lbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNot a personal floatation device. Not USCG approved. Adult Use Only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Floaty Pants","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":42916576067674,"sku":null,"price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42916576100442,"sku":null,"price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/0142\/3450\/files\/thongfront_jpg.jpg?v=1770891922"},{"product_id":"american-flag","title":"American Flag","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"a-size-base-plus a-text-bold\"\u003eAbout this item\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eThe ideal hands-free flotation device! Just step in, buckle up and prepare to relax. Sit back in the water without treading or holding on and proceed to enjoy conversation, play your favorite game or sip on your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSoft, water-resistant nylon fabric covering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eStuffed with super floaty and water-resistant EPE foam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNeoprene crotch to increase comfort and reduce chaffing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMedium is designed for adults 100 - 170 lbs; Large is designed for adults 170 lbs - 300+ lbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNot a personal floatation device. Not USCG approved. Adult Use Only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Floaty Pants","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":42916576428122,"sku":null,"price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42916576460890,"sku":null,"price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/0142\/3450\/files\/americanflagfront_jpg.jpg?v=1770891858"},{"product_id":"ab-man","title":"Ab Man","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"a-size-base-plus a-text-bold\"\u003eAbout this item\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eThe ideal hands-free flotation device! Just step in, buckle up and prepare to relax. 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